1 month ago
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Day 153 - What's that smell?
The unconditional love, the genuine excitement to see you, the wagging, the unconditional love, again. And at what cost? Some cheap chinese made "food". A Kong. A pat on the head every once in a while. Restraint from beating.
Oh, and there's the 60 minutes of cleaning when the dog turns into a diarrhea sprinkler. In your bedroom.
I would like to personally thank the good people at Bissell.
Pine-Sol wasn't an inanimate miracle cleaner, and could take human form, female human form, and was pretty hot, and had a good sense of humor and could hold up it's end of a conversation, I'd marry it.
Numbers: 1.2 miles on grass.
Posted by Douglas White at 6:39 PM