Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Day 153 - What's that smell?

The best part of owning a dog, as any dog owner will tell you, is coming home to said dog.

The unconditional love, the genuine excitement to see you, the wagging, the unconditional love, again. And at what cost? Some cheap chinese made "food". A Kong. A pat on the head every once in a while. Restraint from beating.

Oh, and there's the 60 minutes of cleaning when the dog turns into a diarrhea sprinkler. In your bedroom.

I would like to personally thank the good people at Bissell.

And if Pine-Sol wasn't an inanimate miracle cleaner, and could take human form, female human form, and was pretty hot, and had a good sense of humor and could hold up it's end of a conversation, I'd marry it.

Good running,

Numbers: 1.2 miles on grass.